Welcome to howtobecool.com: March 2010

Monday, March 29, 2010

moving into my own apartment part 4

when you move into your own apartment

you have to wait a long time for some things:

and oh my god friend you dont know how much i have missed you.

and by friend singular i mean internet!

i also miss all of you.

and in case you forgot who i am i have included my doppelganger.

its uncanny - except i look nothing like this girl physically.

but i would wear and do wear everything about these outfits.

oh how i love thee "totokaelo"

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

moving into my own apartment part 3

big news - we've officially moved

photo annie tan (via the internet)

ps i dont have internet yet so dont expect a lot of postings

and imagine me living in the year 1991

Thursday, March 18, 2010

omg omg

i just watched this 2 1/2 times...

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

moving into my own apartment part 2

no joke its real - and a good idea for safety while living on your own:

	1.25" Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding
	Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation
	Rebreather
	Control Panel Mode Selection (i.e., Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.)
	Cover & Door Actuators w/ Emergency Release
	One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front)
	Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det. Ect,)
	Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio, CB ect.)
	Audio Amplifier (Amplify sound from out side unit)
	Air/Water Tight Sealing
	External Override Key Pad & Remote Control
	Battery Backup Power
	Toiletry system

The basic Quantum Sleeper unit consists of an aluminum bed frame and headboard with polycarbonate, bullet proof plating that is designed to provide a protective barrier (shielding) between a perpetrator or environmental condition and the homeowners or occupants.

The bullet proof polycarbonate barrier is designed to stop bullet penetration, blows from impact, forced entry and provide a sealed temporary safe room and environment from burglars, terrorist or harmful gasses and also provide protection from the destructive forces of tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods. The unit can also be fitted with defensive devices customized to the requests of the purchasers such as tear gas spray, robotic arms, or projectile weaponry. It is designed to enable the person(s) inside the unit to see out and prevent those outside from seeing in.

The unit is equipped with a bio-chemical filter in case of bio-chemical attack and a rebreather system to enable the operator to seal off all outside air and provide breathable air for a specified amount of time. This system is used in such a case where the unit operator may need to release tear gas or another form of gaseous material in defense against a burglar or terrorist. The rebreather system is also useful as the ultimate protection (safe room) from weapons of mass destruction that may be used during biological warfare, chemical warfare, bio-chemical attack or other type gas attack that could release an unknown or new form of hazardous gas. There are doors on either side of the unit next to the headboard that have an emergency release button that when pressed will cause the doors to pop open in case of mechanical failure or loss of power to the operating systems.

The consumer has the choice of the unit bedding sizing and shape (i.e. circular instead of rectangular), units built for fire resistance with laminated fire retardant plastics and water circulation systems,video screen adapted to the head cover shield for playing video games and for computer hookups. There will be models with integrated PC systems. Family units (Quantum Sleepers tailored for families with two or more units electronically linked together) will be equipped so that a parent or guardian can remotely operate the children’s units from their sleeper and be able to view and talk with them from the safety of the their unit. Additional design features may include structural reinforcing to provide protection from tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods making this an even more secure safe bed, safe room & bomb shelter.

yeah you want one

so......

"click here"

Monday, March 15, 2010

moving into my own apartment part 1

couch forts are a great idea

happy monday

timothy olyphant you are one attractive man in a western hat

Friday, March 12, 2010

no way

you guys today is made out of gold

omg omg omg the blow

you guys today is a big day

like monumental

everything is happening at once

and im kind of freaking out because....

my favorite band ever is playing a show in a month

in baltimore and im totally going

not sure how or with who

but its on

seriously one of the best live performances ive ever been to

and for all of you who dont know yacht used to be part of the blow

its all connected im telling you

see the universe is doing all kinds of cool stuff right now

"click it - it will make you happy"

wtf

cigarette glasses
diet coke curlers
rubber shirts
telephone hair
and white trash fashions
today is blowing my mind

but gaga beyonce knows how to shake it like no other

you aint foolin no one

wow welcome to 2010

okay so i would like to start this off by telling you that i just made the most incredibly burnt toast ever out of the last piece of bread. so of course i wasnt gonna throw it away. layer on the peanut butter, honey, and flax seeds.

this is a party.

and im guessing you are wondering why i made such a incredible burnt breakfast this morning....well i will tell you.

last night i saw yacht play and it ruled and i have a brain ache from the fun and the libations.

there was this whole light show and band playing with them. like seriously it was as show. costumes and all. serious fun stuff.

but you guys its kind of crazy because this is how i remember seeing him live a few years ago. well a few years may be like 4 years so i guess thats more than a few.....

whatever it was amazinggggggggggggggg!

i also learned about this thing. this amazing new weird scary thing. it was talk of the town. all the cool people are doing it. the artists were talking about it at my friends opening, then yacht had this song about it, and now i just checked a blog i havent looked at in a year and no kidding she was talking about it. the universe is connecting right around my head.

"chatroulette!"

its a online group you join and you can connect instantly with other members via video feed. yeah its real. and you can talk to people all over the world. holy moly. facebook is so yesterday.