Friday, July 3, 2009

summer


Wednesday, July 1, 2009

coolest couple ever


i mean can you see them? and the cat. and the sportcoat. and the glasses. hello.


Monday, June 22, 2009

ive loved you so long

move over kristin scott thomas,


yeah everyone seems to know who he is now but all you can shove it. the hangover sucks.
ive loved him since way back when. just like adult swim.


Sunday, June 21, 2009

fantastic felines


i love "cat party"





although that cats got a lil' bit o' gremlin in him.

Friday, June 19, 2009

i made this...


fo reals.

i love lady gaga


not the music. but the style YES.





Thursday, June 18, 2009

am i wrong? isnt it june?


so why exactly is it pouring down rain outside? i thought i was done with this cabin fever winter. guess not my friends. weve got a week of this. not exciting news.


exciting things about ny:


the empire state building in all of its majestic glory.



woody allen. even though everyone else seems to be over him or think hes a creep.



he lives here.
i think only sometimes.


the highline park. so awesome. and finally an exciting reason to live in chelsea!

(i cant figure out why it keeps highlighting and underlining this)
it must be as excited as i am



brownstones. oh my oh my.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

for some reason i cost $35


hello my name is windsor light condensed and i am the coolest font there is.
end of story.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

anyone can try


in real life i know this person .... and i would have given him a whole lot of change and a hug



"i am zach bliss"

Thursday, May 28, 2009

abraham lincoln

emancipation proclamation this

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

woo hoo


pray to jesus hallelujah. 
woody allen + larry david = this is gonna be awesome

Monday, May 18, 2009

austria for the weekend


and it all begins...


the lineup


backstage insanity


so beautiful 


beyonces choreographer who is wearing a leopard jeweled cod piece and the most amazing plastic ken doll hair i have ever seen


austrian insanity


he was seriously with us - all of a sudden he had on no pants and an american 100 dollar bill.


tranny


tranny


my austrian husband/roomate
we had alot in common, we also both like boys


the view from my room i spent about 5 minutes in

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

bbrrkow!


even black people can be cowboys.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

flair!


sparkles and swear words.


thank you matt.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

i love her!


oh isabella you are so amazing.  somehow dressed in paper hats, and lycra body suits she beckons a film noir type amount of intrigue and sexiness all while speaking of the mating traditions of ocean life.



more to come!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

nicolas cage


hello im big time hollywood actor nicolas cage 


im in action films


i love jeans


im very serious


and i love muffins

watch my movies.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

road trip!


preface: vacations rule!


our first stop was the natural bridge in virginia.  we werent really sure where our first night was going to be spent but we kept seeing roadsigns for this natural bridge and we were like we have to go.  it was really beautiful but they had all these funny touristy things there.  like a wax museum, toy museum, and monster museum.  weird.  the night we checked into the hotel we got passes to watch a christian light show explaining the 7 days of creation at the bridge.  it was out of control!  everyone was around 75 years old.  my target demographic.


"eve i dont want you to worry but i just ate one of those apples we werent supposed to touch and now there is a giant lion right next to you"


"look you guys i know one of you is a traitor and this is the last time im going to eat.  
from now on im bread and wine"


"whatever jesus."

cave.

cave!


foamhenge created entirely from you guessed it - foam. built to scale.


my armspan equals my height.

north carolina


our mountain cabins!
we got into town so late that everything was closed.  asheville is kind of way too hippy even for me.  im talking teva sandals, wool socks, weird smelly hippys playing guitar in the streets. eww.
but we ate some good food thats for sure.


the cabins were built in the 1930's and used in a robert mitchum movie. wow.


the dogwood flower.  my new favorite.  and a tiny sliver of my creepy eye.
fact 1: pioneer men used to chew on the dogwood bark to clean their teeth.
fact 2: in the wind a dogwood plants branches rub together often sounding like a dog barking.
also a state flower that i infact picked. oops.

south carolina


one store. 


grandmas and jams.

explosives!
seriously this is all in one store.  what else could someone need. oh i dont know useful things.

somewhere on the road


what you cant see from this magnificent iphone photo is that there is a cat sitting on the lap of the driver looking out the window.  i thought it was so crazy i actually saw this until i realized oh wait ive driven on the freeway with my cat plenty of times, and yes he has sat on my lap while ive done this.  so this photo op isnt so rare.  am i a crazy person most likely. 

south carolina


pee break.  photo op.

savannah



hello my glasses are bigger than my face.


come on :)


i seriously think this is my dream house. im pretty sure someone already lives here and im also pretty sure the ivy is taking over. oh my i want it!


the trees are so beautiful!


look at them.  


its unreal.


magical.



this picture is for you jeff gros.  it was prom night in savannah ga.
all the ladies were out and all the parents were taking their photos.  
so i decided id take them too. 

atlanta


atlanta is so incredibly cool but we only spent like 2 hours there so this is what youve got.  
boiled peanuts straight up from the best shack ever painted.
thats right 8 bananas for $1. 

alabama!


at one point in time my dad lived here. wow.
p.s. this sign is totally real and they were infact for sale inside.

new orleans


if you could take away all the cheesy tourists and add like 15 more places i can actually eat at i would seriously move here.  oh and youd have to get me a job here too.  other than that sold.  such an amazingly beautiful city. so much history.


yuuuuummmmmm.
chicory coffee and beignets. even doughnuts are better in french.


magical.


can you imagine.  "oh this - its my parents house"



this may have actually been a highlight of the walking tour i took that day.  you get such a positive feeling while walking through the cemetery's in new orleans.  maybe its because living people are in them all day long, or maybe its because they used to require people to come to the funerals by luring them in with free alcohol? you decide. 



wait they have ginger mint julips even better!
oh wait this isnt actually sold here or anywhere else.